Funny New Year Quotes

Funny New Year Quotes

Funny Happy New Year Quotes

Funny New Year Quotes

Funny New Year Quotes: Happy New Year is coming once again and that is the greatest moment for every to celebrate. Therefore it is a better time for blessing of the previous mean past years.  However, at this moment the Happy new year 2020 is a Brand to start afresh year.

“With the Chinese New Year there are dragons, parades, firecrackers – With New Years in America there are big parties, the ball drops in Times Square, you get drunk, tell someone you love them, and throw up on their shoes. With the Jewish New Year, we fast, we can’t turn on the lights, we confess our sins. Happy New Year. What a party. A bunch of guilty hungry people sitting in the dark”

—  Billy Crystal

“Youth is when you are allowed to stay up late on New Years Eve. Middle age is when you are forced to”

— Bill Vaughan

Funny New Year Quotes

 

“New Year’s Day — now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual”

— Mark Twai

“Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits”

— Unknown

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

— Unknown

“Tonight’s December thirty-first — Something is about to burst. — The clock is crouching, dark and small, — Like a time bomb in the hall. — Hark, it’s midnight, children dear. — Duck! Here comes another year!”

— Ogden Nash

“I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser”

— Robert Paul

Funny New Year Quotes

 

“New Year’s is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don’t want you reusing last year’s calendar”

—Unknown

“Every New Year’s I have the same question: “How did I get home?”

— Melanie White

“My New Year’s Resolution List usually starts with the desire to lose between ten and three thousand pounds”

— Nia Vardalos

“Out with the old, in with the new” is a fitting expression for a holiday that is based on vomiting”

—Andy Borowitz

Funny New Year Wishes

A previous year should be ended, I have wished that all the difficulties and all the negativity should end with also this year and the next coming year 2020 bring with happiness and success for you and your family and also friends.

“A new year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other”

— Unknown

Funny New Year Quotes

 

“Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right”

— Oprah Winfrey

“Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn’t it, of a long line of proven criminals?”

— Ogden Nash

“Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress”

— Charles Ketterin

“Life goes by so very fast, my dears, and taking the time to reflect, even once a year, slows things down. We zoom past so many seconds, minutes, hours, killing them with the frantic way we live that it’s important we take at least this one collective sigh and stop, take stock, and acknowledge our place in time before diving back into the melee. Midnight on New Year’s Eve is a unique kind of magic where, just for a moment, the past and the future exist at once in the present. Whether we’re aware of it or not, as we countdown together to it, we’re sharing the burden of our history and committing to the promise of tomorrow”

— Hillary DePiano

“The attraction of New Year is this: the year changes and in that change we believe that we can change with it. It is far more difficult however to change yourself than turn the calendar to a new page. We are creatures of faith, like it or not”

— R. Joseph Hoffmann

“A lot can happen in a year”

— Unknown

Funny New Year Quotes

 

“No one knows the future, yet we can’t stop guessing while expecting of only the good, and not the bad or even both”

— Auliq Ice

“Each year’s regrets are envelopes in which messages of hope are found for the New Year”

— John R. Dallas Jr.

Funny Happy New Year Message

“We spend January 1st walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives…not looking for flaws, but for potential”

— Ellen Goodman

 “A year of ending and beginning, a year of loss and finding…and all of you were with me through the storm. I drink your health, your wealth, your fortune for long years to come, and I hope for many more days in which we can gather like this”

— C.J. Cherryh

“Any new beginning is forged from the shards of the past, not from the abandonment of the past”

— Craig D. Lounsbrough

“And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it’s not because I’m lonely, and it’s not because it’s New Year’s Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible”

— Harry Burns,

“For a new year to bring you something new, make a move, like a butterfly tearing its cocoon! Make a move!”

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

“Your Merry Christmas may depend on what others do for you. But your Happy New Year depends on what you do for others”

— Unknown

“Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each New Year find you a better man”

— Benjamin Franklin

“Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one”

— Brad Paisley

Funny New Year Quotes

 

“Hope Smiles from the threshold of the year to come, Whispering ‘it will be happier’…”

— Alfred Tennyson

Funny New Year Messages

Funny New Year Quotes are the best way of wishing and greeting to your friends. Sometime, If your friends or someone others are angry with you for a long time then you will wish your friends with funny quotes. These Funny New year Quotes are the will work great for you they will the mode of your friends.

“write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year”

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions”

—Joey Adams

“We meet today to thank Thee for the era done, And Thee for the opening one”

—John Greenleaf Whittier

“Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to”

— Bill Vaughan

“Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let’s just wish each other a bile-less New Year and leave it at that”

– Judith Crist

“I made no resolutions for the new year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me”

— Anaïs Nin

“New Year’s Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual”

 – Mark Twain

“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to”

– P. J. O’Rourke

“I would say happy New Year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder”

 – Robert Clark

Funny New Year Quotes

 

Funny New Year Quotes

 “We all get the exact same 365 days. The only difference is what we do with them.” 

“Leave the sorrows, pain, and sadness behind and let’s welcome the brand New Year with a smile.” 

“Ignore worries, Avoid Tensions, Believe in you intentions, Have no fears and Love your Dears, throughout the year.”

“This Year may I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone properly.”

“I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year.”

“Old is gone and new is here, forget your sorrows and your tears”

Funny New Year Quotes

 

“Kick everyone’s ass this year except mine. Have a kickass new year.” 

A new year is like a blank book. The pen is in your hands. It is your chance to write a beautiful story for yourself.”

 “This Year may god motivate you to indulge less in office gossips. Happy New Year!”

“I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year. Happy New Year!”

“I wish you do not end up ransacking the house for your specs wearing it on head this year. Happy New Year!”

“This Year I wish your neighbor does not ask you to babysit his tantrum-throwing daughter in weekends. Happy New Year!”

“I wish Snoopy, your poodle, does not chew telephone chords or your favorite skirt this year. Happy New Year!”

“This Year I wish you make fewer resolutions to give up drinking. Happy New Year!”

“This Year I wish you scare off everyone in your wonderful Halloween attire”

Funny New Year Quotes

 

Funny Happy New Year Wishes

“Year’s end is going on with all your wisdom, may your each day be vibrant and gives you many reasons to celebrate. Please send me an invitation”

 “I wish you finally implement the plan to use stairs instead of elevators at malls and markets this year.”

“I wish you can resist temptation to gorge on burgers during snack breaks. Happy New Year!”

“This Year may god inspire you to finally enroll in that anger management course.”

“I pray sincerely no sequel is released in your favorite vampire romance this year”

“I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year. Happy New Year!”

“This Year may you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote.”

“I wish your efforts at trimming your goatee at home turn out better this year. Happy New Year!”

“This Year I wish you overcome your fear of cockroaches.”

“This Year may your hair and teeth, your face-lift, abs and stocks not fall, may your blood pressure, your cholesterol, white blood count and mortgage interest not rise. Happy New Year!”

“A year of sorrow, disappears into thin air, if you shower it with a bottle of champagne! save a glass or two for me”

“May all your weight loss aspirations be fulfilled this Year. Happy New Year!”

“This Year may the Hollywood actor you drool over does not get hooked by some starlet.”

 “May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.”

— Joey

 

“What you do for Jewish New Year is you go down to Times Square… It’s a lot quieter than the regular New Year. It’s just a few Jews walking around going, ‘sup?.”

— Jon Stewart

Happy New Year Sarcastic Quotes

“I would say happy New Year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.”

— Robert Clark

“Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average, which means you have already met your New Year’s resolution.”

— Jay Leno

“This year my New Year’s resolution was to stop saying ‘Seacrest out!’ after I ejaculate.”

— Zach Galifianakis

“My new year’s resolution for 20–? I will be less lazy.”

— Jim Gaffigan

 

“May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!”

— Aleister Crowley

“Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.”

— Oscar Wilde

“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.”

— O’Rourke

“I wish I didn’t watch (Dick Clark) because New Year’s Eve is that one little time when you get to suspend the disbelief that next year is going to be crap. You forget about it! You look at the person next to you and kiss them and say “Happy New year!” and you have a moment of happiness. I don’t want to be reminded at that exact moment of my own mortality.”

— John Bowman

“It goes Christmas, New Year’s Eve, and Valentine’s Day. Is that fair to anyone who’s alone? If you didn’t get around to killing yourself on Christmas or New Year’s, boom, there’s Valentine’s Day for you. There should be a holiday after Valentine’s Day called ‘Are you still here?.”

— Laura Kightlinger

Funny Quotes About New Year’s Resolutions

“Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it’s twice as onerous a duty.”

— John Selden

 

“I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.”

— Anaïs Nin

 “The New Year is the time of unfolding horizons and the realization of dreams, may you rediscover new strength and garner faith with you, and be able to rejoice in the simple pleasures that life has to offer and put a brave front for all the challenges that may come your way.”

“May all your troubles get drain, you all get relief from pain, when God shower his blessings with rain, wish you all a very happy new year again.”

“Let us leave behind sadness, regrets and painful moments and have a new start full of joy this New Year.”

“There are things that are sometimes left undone and there are things that can be left sometimes unsaid. There are things that can be sometimes left unsaid, but wishing someone like you can’t ever be left, so I take this moment to wish you and your loved ones a joyous and wonderful New Year.”

“May this New Year be as vibrant as the seven colors of the rainbow and may each day shine bright without a speck of cloud every darkening the horizons.”

“Life was tough indeed and full of ups and down. May God give you enough strength and stamina to bear the storms and rains with courage.”

Happy New Year Sarcastic Quotes

“Wishing you a year that is filled with all the fragrance of roses, illuminated with all the lights of the world and be blessed with all the smiles on the planet. Hope this year will be the year when all your dreams come true.”

“On this New Year, may you change your direction and not dates, change your commitments and not the Calendar, change your attitude and not the actions, and bring about a change in your faith, your force and your focus and not the fruit. May you live up to the promises you have made and May you create for you and your loved ones the best New Year ever.”

“Leave the sorrows, pain, and sadness behind and let’s welcome the brand New Year with a smile.”

 

“New Year and Christmas is the time to say thank for all those blessings showered on us by our lord our savior who has sacrificed himself for us with the prayer to forgive us for sins Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.”

“On this New Year I wish that you have a wonderful January, a lovely February, a Peaceful March, a stress-free April, a fun-filled May, and Joy that lasts from June to November, and finally a happy December. May my wishes come true and may you have a charming and lucky New Year.”

“Today we do not know what the New Year would bring for us. But what we can do is that we can gather together to celebrate the onset and pray for blissful months ahead for each other.”

“God gave us each one more new year to undo the wrongs of the past, to see the unseen and to do the undone.” 

Funny New Year Sayings

“Happiness comes to those who know how to dispel the gloominess and go beyond the trivialities of life. Rise above petty issues and see the joys that surround you.”

“May this New Year not be a repetition of old habits – may you reinvent yourself and embark upon a journey full of excitement and adventure.”

“Even if our talks may lessen, and so might our hellos, our stories might shorten along with our greetings, but remember that no matter what happens, my prayers and wishes for you will never fall short. May this year be the best year by far, and may this year bring with it endless joy and happiness.”

“People take vodka and tequila shots, May this New Year eve you take shots of love, hope, care and mind you the first one lasts till eternity.”

“New Year begins, let us pray that it will be a year with New Peace, New Happiness and abundance of new friends, God bless you throughout the New Year.”

“As the New Year approaches, my wish for you is a proactive spirit – a spirit that does not wait for the right time thinking when an opportunity would come and fall on the lap, but goes out to grab an opportunity, or if needed simply make one for yourself, and prove your worth to the world.”

 

“As this year is ending, I wish all the negativity and difficulties also end with this year and bring success and desired results for you.”

“Although, I’m not with you but my wishes will always stay with you on this New Year.”

 

Funny New Year Resolutions Quotes

 

“Time is like a flowing river, no water passes beneath your feet twice, much like the river, moments never pass you by again, so cherish every moment that life gives you and have a wonderful New Year.”

“My only wish for you on this new year is that May God gives you the best of health so that you can prosper in every single Endeavour of your life!”

“It is never too late to start again but yes it is always very early when one gives up.”

“This New Year I wish that may you not only change the date of the calendar, but also your focus, commitments and actions for a more fruitful year ahead.”

“New year is around the corner. Bring up your drinks and let’s rock this New Year eve party like never before.”

“Let’s bid a wonderful farewell to the old year and welcome the new one with optimism and hope. Wish you a happy and prosperous new year.”

“May you discover all your hidden potentials this New Year and turn them into delightful ventures bringing you fame and finances to rejoice.”

“Wish you a GREAT, PROSPEROUS, BLISSFUL, HEALTHY, BRIGHT, DELIGHTFUL, MIND BLOWING, ENERGETIC, TERRIFIC & EXTREMELY HAPPY! HAPPY NEW YEAR.”

“Chuck out all the sorrows and accept everything that’s beautiful.”

 

“May this New Year, you get blessed with fifty two weeks and twelve months of happiness and never ending joy.”

“Ignore worries, Avoid Tensions, Believe in you intentions, Have no fears and Love your Dears, throughout the year.”

“Here is wishing a very happy and prosperous New Year to a person who brings sunshine to the family always.”

Year Funny Quotes

“On this new year our resolution may be to face our challenges with courage and confidence, to spread love and affection to our dear and nears to lead a life of success and victory to pray to the god for all those blessings.”

 “Forget the past; remember what it made you, now you are a better person who is ready to make the same mistake one more time. After all, one learns from experiences.”

“May you stand up for your own rights this New Year and also the rights of fellow human beings, may nothing stop you from championing a cause that you hold close to your heart.”

“I wish that this New Year the light of faith is bright and steady and may no wind or storm make it flicker or flutter.”

May you always look ahead this New Year without being held back by any backlog so that when you finally reach your destination you can look back upon the memories with fondness and at leisure.”

Funny New Year Quotes

“May this year be the one in which all your wishes come true. The one in which your dreams may turn into reality and all your fears may fade away.”

“Years come and years pass by. Most of them do not make a mark on the pasture of our lives. I wish that this New Year leaves happy footprints of memories in your heart that you can cherish for years to come.”

“May this New Year bring wisdom and honesty among our politicians, May this New Year brings happiness and content among people.”

“When the New Year starts with colorful fireworks let it spread to your mind and soul and have a new year with fun and Dance.”

Funny New Year Quotes

Funny New Year Quotes is best way to wish your angry friends.

“May God spread prosperity and joy in your life on this New Year and fulfill all your dreams.”

“Just as you touch the lives of friends with your innate sweetness, may your New Year be as sweet and savory as can be.”

“We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year’s Day.”

— Edith Lovejoy Pierce

“Time is like a flowing river, no water passes beneath your feet twice, much like the river, moments never pass you by again, so cherish every moment that life gives you and have a wonderful New Year.”

“Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.”

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

“Time is like a flowing river, no water passes beneath your feet twice, much like the river, moments never pass you by again, so cherish every moment that life gives you and have a wonderful New Year.”

“Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.”

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.”

— Brooks Atkinson

“You’re supposed to let go of the past and start off new. You are supposed to forgive all those who hurt you and be open to new relationships, with open arms. That is why; it is called the New Year.”

“A new year is like a blank book. The pen is in your hands. It is your chance to write a beautiful story for yourself.”

Funny New Year Quotes

“Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.”

— Dave Beard

“We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives – not looking for flaws, but for potential.”

— Ellen Goodman

 

“New Year’s Day – now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.”

— Mark Twain

“The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.”

— G.K. Chesterton

“An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.”

— Bill Vaughn

“Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.” » Oscar Wilde

 

“Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.”

— Hal Borland

“I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.”

— Anaïs Nin

“From New Year’s on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.”

— Leonard Bernstein

“Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one.”

— Brad Paisley

“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!”

— Joey Adams

Funny New Year Quotes

“He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.”

— F.M. Knowles

“For a new year to bring you something new, make a move, like a butterfly tearing its cocoon! Make a move!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

 

“New year is a day, to tune the rhythm called SOUL, with best chords called EXPERIENCES and play the guitar called LIFE.”

— Vikrmn

“I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn’t be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year’s resolution is not to bark back.”

—Tucker Carlson

“This bright new year is given me, to live each day with zest, to daily grow and try to be, my highest and my best!”

— William Arthur Ward

“Each age has deemed the new- born year, the fittest time for festal cheer.”

— Walter Scott

“I would say happy New Year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.”

— Robert Clark

“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.”

— J. O’Rourke

“For last year’s words belong to last year’s language, and next year’s words await another voice.”

— S. Eliot

“The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months!”

— Edward Payson Powell

“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.”

— Joey Adams

Funny Happy New Year Message

Funny New Year Quotes Mostly the younger use this method for wishing their friend with Funny new year quotes. In Funny New Year Quotes every relationship is not a type of relation in which you can use the motivational and love quotes.

“Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each New Year find you a better man.”

— Benjamin Franklin

“I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the years.”

— Henry Moore 

Funny New Year Quotes

“You can get excited about the future. The past won’t mind.”

— Hillary DePiano

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails- Explore – Dream – Discover.”

— Mark Twain

“We all get the exact same 365 days. The only difference is what we do with them.”

— Hillary DePiano

“The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.”

— Michael Altshuler

“Youth is when you are allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you are forced to.”

— Bill Vaughan

“Let this coming year be better than all the others. Vow to do some of the things you have always wanted to do but could not find the time. Call up a forgotten friend. Drop an old grudge, and replace it with some pleasant memories. Vow not to make a promise you do not think you can keep. Walk tall, and smile more. You will look 10 years younger. Do not be afraid to say, I love you. Say it again. They are the sweetest words in the world.”

— Ann Landers

 

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